“I`m going to need you to sign this binding agreement, that you recognize that you said no, that you don`t want dessert and that you give up straight to mine.” “Now, according to this agreement, his problems will be your problems, and your problems will be your problems.” “Wait – I have an app that creates a towel on which the terms of the contract can be written.” “It`s Mr. McGregor. He is now ready to submit to compulsory arbitration. “We – your agents, successors, licensees and assignees – would like to share some thoughts with you. “There`s not really time for your lawyers to look at the fine print, Mr. Johnson. “So, it`s agreed. You give sun, water and carbon dioxide and you get oxygen in return. “Your parents wrote this prenup that says you`ll stay together at least long enough to justify your expensive marriage. “I wouldn`t bother reading anything in the fine print. It`s just going to get you depressed. “We can negotiate any contract, but we specialize in De Me Too clauses. Boss speaking to the lawyer: “These new terms and conditions of sale that you have designed for us are extremely long and excessively complex – our clients will never be able to understand them. . . .
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